Mr. 1000kg winner!

Wena: You look like a beauty pageant contestant.
Y: Yep! Mr. 1000kg winner!
Wena: I'm putting this online.
Y: Crop the head!
Wena: ... You are no fun.
Y: I'm protecting my image.
Wena: ...

Edited using Adobe Photoshop Express App on iPhone 3GS